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GG Relationship Flowchart! [Oct. 8th, 2007|11:46 pm]
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Okay, so, my friend Adam, who is a dedicated GG reader, was wondering at how many connections there were between the various characters, and to keep it all straight...

...he made a flowchart.

XDDD

Check this out!


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[User Picture]From: imre_nico
2007-10-09 07:15 am (UTC)
Pure brilliance.

Adam, I will give you a blowjob, any time. This is beautiful. Truly.

Gah, alas- MC's OCs and characters' entanglements usually play out in her journals, not in the main comm, so he wouldn't be aware of them.


And thank god he never noticed that Andrei is a brotherfucker.


Seriously. This made my month. XD
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[User Picture]From: nafanielkhostov
2007-10-09 09:47 am (UTC)
I am overwhelmed. I love details like this. However I am a bit suprised to see that the diagrams aren't anti-euclidian yet.
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[User Picture]From: imre_nico
2007-10-10 09:35 am (UTC)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

IT'S NOT THAT BAD, DUDE.

....seriously. You act like Khostov has to wade through a river of semen to get to work in the AM. XD
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[User Picture]From: ilya_imanov
2007-10-18 09:46 am (UTC)
He doesn't? Then what the fuck were those "samples" he took from -

...


[/shudder]
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From: militant_corpse
2007-10-09 04:26 pm (UTC)
I keep it in character journals, because if you stare at Cobra slash directly, your eyes will explode and your cock will fall off. (I have to write it looking at a reflection of the keyboard in a mirror so I don't go blind. Sort of like Medusa, in that way...)
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[User Picture]From: imre_nico
2007-10-09 10:59 pm (UTC)
OH NOES! I think my cock may have already fallen off! I can't find it anywhere.
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From: militant_corpse
2007-10-10 04:38 am (UTC)
Check on the table beside the bed. That's where I keep mine.
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From: _dahne_
2007-10-09 09:56 am (UTC)
It's...so...beautiful....

My love, she cannot be contained. Fuckin' SAVED.

There's just one tryst missing-- but that wouldn't have anything to do with anybody on there. Nope. Not a thing.
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[User Picture]From: imre_nico
2007-10-09 03:53 pm (UTC)
*sigh*

German shepherds don't count, Dahne.
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[User Picture]From: parabellum_p08
2007-10-09 04:19 pm (UTC)
Das lässt sich hören!
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[User Picture]From: hajimenoippolit
2007-10-13 09:01 am (UTC)
I am frightened and confused.
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[User Picture]From: parabellum_p08
2007-10-14 06:55 am (UTC)
Let me hold you gently, kamerad. I'll make everything all better.
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[User Picture]From: hajimenoippolit
2007-10-14 07:55 am (UTC)
The sentiment would be a great deal less alarming if it weren't in such close proximity to the concept of dog-fucking.
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[User Picture]From: parabellum_p08
2007-10-14 10:03 pm (UTC)
Christ auf ein Karussell, do you know the meaning of diplomacy?!
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[User Picture]From: hajimenoippolit
2007-10-15 01:03 am (UTC)
You must have an unusual dictionary. I've heard of those, though most are for Hungarian.
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From: militant_corpse
2007-10-09 04:23 pm (UTC)
That's really quite beautiful, and marvelous! It feels so good to know we have dedicated readers out there in internet-land.

Hello, dedicated readers! *wave wave*
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[User Picture]From: nikanor_liadov
2007-10-10 09:33 am (UTC)
Ok, I think the line between Irinarhov and myself suggests that there was "intimacy" as well as past history, but nooooooooo, that prudish prick turned me down. Flat.

So I guess we're "friends".
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[User Picture]From: capt_kasya
2007-10-10 09:48 am (UTC)
...

I think we are.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-10-11 09:36 pm (UTC)

You're welcome!

Hey, all. This is Xalstoth, the GG fan (and Irrion's pal) who created the flowchart.

I'm glad you all enjoyed it.

Especially you, Nico. (Honestly, I was just hoping for a backrub!) XD

Actually, I did read a discussion between Isaev & Kasya where you alluded to the, uh, *close* relationship between Isaev & Lasha. I'm not sure if you flat out said what that was, so I left it out. If you like, I can change it. Hmm, what color should I use for incest? :D

Speaking of which, the colors don't quite look like the original. The link between Liadov & Irinarhov is purple and orange, indicating both Past History & Developing (Platonic) Friendship. I think the only other "crossed color" link is between Lynx & Volgin, indicating their past and renewed intimate relationship.

Hey, what's up, Doc? I thought you might like to know that, in actuality, I created a three dimensional connectivity graph connected by color-coded, cubic Bezier curves. Then I moved the camera around the scene, looking for the angle that best showed everyone and their interrelations. And thus you have the two dimensional projection that looks just like a plain, old flowchart. Go fig.

If any of you have got any more characters or connections that you'd like to see, submit them to me and I'll be happy to add them. For instance, I know that I left out a lot of the other named soldiers in Ocelot patrol. (And gave the GRU regulars short shrift.) I'm sure there must be other trysts that I haven't read about. But let's limit it to human/human interactions, ok, Dahne? XD

Hello, militant_corpse! *wave back*

I think this brings up a question that should be answered. What name should be used for dedicated readers/fans of the GG project? Groznyj-philes? Gradders? Groznerds? :)

-Xalstoth
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From: militant_corpse
2007-10-12 04:43 pm (UTC)

Re: You're welcome!

I'm fond of the term Groznerds, myself. It just has a certain pleasant resonance to it, that incorporates both Groznyj Grad and fan nerdery, of which everyone here is severely afflicted. In a good way.

As Nico mentioned, theres quite a bit of flame patrol and Cobra Unit things that were left out, either because they're mentioned in passing, or because they're very secretive by nature of the characters themselves, or both. For that reason though, I'm flattered that those relationships were left out. It means I'm doing a great job of keeping Fury/Pain very, very discrete. (And really, who wants to see that? I'm a sucker for an interesting, twisted dynamic though!)

If you're interested, I'd be more than happy to explain the tangled web woven between the Cobra Unit and the flame soldiers down at the shallow end of the chart.

Also, I'm convinced that Kolyin and Semeyonev are fucking. They must be, the way the fight like an old married couple!
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[User Picture]From: imre_nico
2007-10-13 09:17 am (UTC)

Re: You're welcome!

THEY'RE NOT!

...god, can't a couple of guys at GG just have a normal friendship? XD


...

Ok, I see your point.
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From: militant_corpse
2007-10-14 06:53 am (UTC)

Re: You're welcome!

You show me a pair of guys at GG who have a normal, Platonic friendship, and I'll write you some porn that doesn't involve giant hornets.
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From: _dahne_
2007-10-13 09:07 am (UTC)

Re: You're welcome!

Let me be very sure to point out that I was referring to something else entirely, whatever ideas some roving pervert might desire to plant in your mind.

Just someone Polya happened to run into once...But it was only a personal journal thing anyway. Not really relevant yet.

Have I mentioned how fucking beautiful this thing is? I kept staring at it, and it only got more and more awesome. I'm overjoyed and incredibly flattered that we've got such a dedicated fan. It makes me all happy and squeebly on the inside. (And makes Polya blush and stutter, but he always does that.)
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[User Picture]From: charushkin
2007-10-18 09:42 am (UTC)
Whew, no-one got any dirt on me.
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[User Picture]From: charshy
2007-10-18 09:45 am (UTC)
So this kicks SO MUCH ASS. How did I miss this thing of beauty?

I'm surprised Raikov just doesn't have a star diagram connecting him to just about everyone else, but I think that would mess up the beautiful integrity of the flow. ;D

You are a dedicated fan, sir. We love you.
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